Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
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