The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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