Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I looked at my own cervix.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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