Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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