Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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