3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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