Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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