i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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