doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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