I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
My vagina is very pro this idea
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
