dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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