Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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