i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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