Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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