everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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