All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There's always time for handjobs
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
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