And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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