Are we in a gay sports bar?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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