After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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