That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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