Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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