some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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