You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
