Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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