I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize
