Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
we made out on top of his cat.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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