Umm I'm too high to move.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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