u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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