yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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