This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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