i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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