Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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