He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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