I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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