We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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