There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
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