Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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