Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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