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  Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.

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• (347): View more from New York

  the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie

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  your the best winggirl ever

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.

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• (909): View more from California

  No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.

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• (805): View more from California

  I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?

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  Nah.

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  I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE

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