Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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