My boss' voice literally gives me gas
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
