scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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