I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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