At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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