remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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