do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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