did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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