Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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