She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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