I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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