please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
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