Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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