but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Randomize
